im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just want nice things and good sex
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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