Sponge bath it is.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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