I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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