she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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