she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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