If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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