Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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