return my video game
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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