we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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