part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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