a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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