What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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