I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So apparently I’m into choking now
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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