I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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