I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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