is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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