if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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