Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Girls should come with a carfax report
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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