google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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