You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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