Can Purell be used as lube?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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