After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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