Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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