what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
