He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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