Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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