told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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