So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Randomize
