Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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