Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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