Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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