people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
