Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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