i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
