Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sry I called you an 8
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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