Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
