just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
