His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hope mine doesn't look like that
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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