i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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