we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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