omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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