i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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