i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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