Whod you bang
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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