ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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