Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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