The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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