you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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