At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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