y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I am naked and annoyed.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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