i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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