When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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