Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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